February 2012
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
My president sang with BB King and Mick Jagger.
What does YOURS do?
Writing this fucking paper.
I’m going to die from exhaustion tomorrow.
The fact of the day is going to be: Hi bitches! I’m dead!
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
destructivedevices:
oasis - wonderwall
Have any of my followers been in the Disney...
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Fact of the day:
I get a lot of compliments about my boobs.
Fake it till you make it.
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I like how I got the same grade on a test that I didn’t even study for compared to the one I studied for days on.
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Making a power point on consumerism.
Fun.
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Why
does every fucking graphic have that gaudy super thin lined text on it now?
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and I need a pill to make this town feel okay
sirblack:
do you ever just hate a fictional character so much that it makes you ANGRY whenever someone else likes that person
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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bella-sara replied to your post: Fact of the day:
jeepers creepers 1 is awesome. what about joy ride?
I’ve never seen that one actually. I’ll have to check it out!
Fact of the day:
I love terrible horror movies.
The Tooth Fairy (2006)
Jeepers Creepers 1&2
Rest Stop
I miss my job.
I need moneys for cool shit.
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LOOK AT THE GAME MAKERS
katnss:
(gif by r-e-d-u-c-t-o)
playin with touch screens and shit
“hmmm let’s bring the temperature up to 45 degrees in the upper forest”
“is district 5 girl dead yet? she is now”
damn
“hey steve did you see this flower i planted here”
- “that’s nice jim”
“no steve you’re not looking”
Find your blood color →
you are paleturquoise #AFEEEE Your dominant hues are green and blue. You’re smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people’s conflicts well. Your saturation level is low - You stay out of stressful situations and advise others to do the same. You may not be the go-to person when...
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“I am also deeply grateful to my partner, Misha Collins, for surprising me with...”
– -Vicki Vantoch (acknowledgement in her doctoral dissertation) (via father-christophers-combover)
no nope no iajsdojfajsdfjsdf
I hope you grow old together and are very happy you perfect amazing people argh
(via deansdickfreckles)
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Woke up too sick to go to school.
So I lay in bed all day doing nothing?
Sounds good.
“I just love Lucifer so much.”
– Things you shouldn’t say in front of people who don’t watch Supernatural (via super-sherlock-natural)
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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